Attractive boy:	Hi I'm famous
Attractive boy:	Hi I'm gay
Attractive boy:	Hi I'm a douchebag
Attractive boy:	Hi I'm twice your age
Attractive boy:	Hi I have a girlfriend
Attractive boy:	Hi I don't like you back
Attractive boy:	Hi I live on the other side of the planet
Attractive boy:	Hi I don't know that you exist
Attractive boy:	Hi I'm a fictional character